A Hilarious Trip Through Medium's Worst Autobiography
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Hello There!
Thanks for stopping by; it's a pleasure to meet you.
My name is Michael, and though I wear many hats professionally, I am a web developer by trade.
Now, if you are curious to know my actual job title, simply add a handful of fluffing and sprinkle in a few polarizing buzzwords, then bring to a boil over medium heat, stirring constantly.
Full-Stack Web Application Developer
It's arguably not the most charismatic introduction— side effects often include being a major buzzkill at parties.
On the bright side, when delivered in a vague and ostentatious tone, people tend not to ask any additional questions. And since I'm an introvert who actually hates parties, it's perfect!
Wait, are you actually still reading this rambling exposé?
Good thing everyone nowadays gets off on cheap sentiment and parroting catchphrases. We wouldn't want anyone focusing too closely on the facts now, would we?
*clears throat*
"The prosecution has no further questions, Your Honor."
Okay, fine, you win. Hope it will be worth the time you spent reading this far!
Interesting Facts About Me
1.) I believe that knowledge and truth dispel fear, and there is no more effective conduit for spreading said knowledge and truth than modern technology and the Internet.
2.) I like to take a well-rounded, or as some call it, a "T-type" approach to software development. Basically, it means you strive to attain proficiency in several languages, frameworks, and technologies; however, you still prefer one over all the others and become an expert in that discipline.
3.) My partner and I are proud parents to several fur babies, and, currently, we all reside together in the state of Florida. For anyone either not from the U.S. or else who failed geography in high school, Florida is the southeasternmost tip of the United States. Surrounded by the ocean on three sides, the state enjoys a subtropical climate and countless miles of emerald coastline.
4.) While I am relatively busy much of the time, if for any reason you need or want to reach out about an opportunity or to ask a question, I will try to respond within a reasonable timeframe. I'm an introvert, not a sociopath!
Conclusion
And that's me in a nutshell. Speaking of personality types here is an excellent summary of mine as rendered by the Crystal Knows web app.
SIDENOTE: If you haven't heard about Crystal Knows, check them out. They charge a monthly fee, but if you are hunting for your next role or looking to hire new talent, Crystal is so worth it. Seriously, I'm not even affiliated. Just thank me later.
Before we part ways, here is the link to my own blog/website, where I also publish articles. It's called Code. Develop. Engineer.; conveniently for anyone wishing to get in touch, it even has a contact form.
I appreciate you checking out my page; take care now. Cheers!
— killshot13
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